Recieved a joke from a friend this morning and just can't help myself because it has SUCH an "Aussy" flavor to it:
Here's what a good friend does!!
Telephone conversation goes: "Hello, is this the police?" "Yes it is. How can we help you?" "I'm calling to report my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, ma'am." The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave. The phone rings at Wazza's house. "Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop up your firewood?" "Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, maaaaate!!!!"
...I'm sorry l'll be more serious later... promise X;-)
6 comments:
I see your comments everywhere, and I am so excited that you leave them on my blog too!! I learn so much about you, through simply your comments. You have lived a life rich in experience, and I look forward to learning more through you.
Peace & Love.
I'm 'checkin in on YoU too chickie so watch out! Lol! Don't you just love that about the 'space' that we make for each other here though X:-) It's so organic and real and quite beautiful... Stories, stories, stories, we all have 'em and l just love reading them, and watching them, as much as writing them myself (Just got to get the damn paint to obey me and join in! Lol!) ThankYOU for YOUR kindness Connie... and I see yOu out there too, encouraging, sending love, l suspect that yOu are a bit of a secret 'Earth Angel' X:-)Peace & Love back to yOu xox
that's hilarious!!! thanks a lot for stopping by my blog and for all of the incredibly sweet things you wrote. i take them to heart.
Good one!! I just went and told my husband...he had a laugh and I am a horrible joke teller...I saw you stopped by my blog...nice to meet you =)
Jane
Hey Mystele X:-) Thanks for dropping by... Love your singing X:-) and your aRt x
Hey Jane X:-) Thanks for dropping by, Nice to meet you (and your ArT too!) Had a giggle myself as l too am a terrible joke teller (I think it's easier to 'blog 'em! Lol!) X:-)
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